Stupid Questions

If a picture is worth a thousand words, and Helen of Troy had a face that could launch a thousand ships, does that mean that a picture of Helen of Troy could launch one million ships?

If the night has a thousand eyes, and getting there is half the fun, does that mean that to have fun getting there at night would require 500 eyes?

If getting there is half the fun, and half a loaf is better than none, would getting halfway there with a whole loaf be more or less fun?

If half a loaf is better than none, and the night has a thousand eyes, and a picture is worth a thousand words, and getting there is half the fun, and Helen of Troy had a face that could launch a thousand ships, then in a picture taken at night from a ship that is halfway there, how much fun would Helen be having if she were holding a full loaf? And could you see it in her eyes?

Now, suppose Helen lived in a halfway house...