It's a Mail Carrier's last day of service before his retirement. He
walks down the street, delivering mail doorstep to doorstep as he has
done everyday for the last 20 years. Approaching one house, the mailman
sees a note taped to the front door that simply reads, "Mailman,
please come inside".
Hesitantly, the mailman enters the house. "Hello" he says,
"is anyone home?" A woman appears out of a bedroom door at
the end of the hall. She's a beautiful, middle aged woman dressed in
a sexy black silk teddy. Without saying a word, the woman motions for
the mailman to come to the bedroom. The mailman, very confused but certainly
excited, follows the woman
through the door.
The woman proceeds to undress the mailman slowly, and make love to
him. When the mailman is completely exhausted, the woman leads him to
the kitchen, hands him a crisp one-dollar bill and begins to cook him
a delicious breakfast with all the trimmings.
Still having not exchanged a single word between them, the mailman's
curiosity and confusion get the best of him and he breaks the silence...
"Ma'am, I have to say, that was perhaps the best sex I've had
in my entire life. And although I am eternally grateful to you for that,
I must ask you...'What was that all about?"
The woman replies "Well, you've been delivering our mail everyday
for some time now and I knew that today was your last day before retirement.
As my husband was leaving for work this morning, I told him that I'd
like to do something special for you and asked him what he thought that
should be. Without hesitation, my husband said... 'Screw him! Give him
The woman paused and then said...
"Breakfast was MY idea!"