A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the 
          coffee each morning.
        The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and 
          then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee".
        The husband said, " You are in charge of the cooking around here 
          and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait 
          for my coffee."
        Wife replies, "No you should do it, and besides it is in the Bible 
          that the man should do the coffee."
        Husband replies, " I can't believe that, show me."
        So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and shows him 
          at the top of several pages, that it indeed says:
        "HEBREWS"