A man boarded a bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls,
and sat down next to, of all people a beautiful blonde. The blonde kept
looking quizzically at him and his bulging pockets.
Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf
Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and
finally, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked,
"Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"