Fall Classes for Men at the Adult Learning Center

Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, class sizes will be limited to 8 participants maximum.

• How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays
  Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
  Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

• The Toilet Paper Roll—Does it Change Itself?
  Round Table Discussion.
  Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

• Is it Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting the Seat and Avoiding the Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
  Group Practice.
  Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

• Fundamental Differences between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor
  Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
  Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

• Dinner Dishes—Can They Levitate and Fly into the Kitchen Sink?
  Examples on Video.
  Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

• Loss of Identity—Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other.
  Help Line Support and Support Groups.
  Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

• Learning How to Find Things—Starting with Looking in the Right Places and Not Turning the House Upside Down While Screaming.
  Open Forum.
  Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

• Health Watch—Bringing Her Flowers is Not Harmful to Your Health.
  Graphics and Audio Tapes.
  Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

• Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost.
  Real Life Testimonials.
  Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

• Is It Genetically Impossible to Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
  Driving Simulations.
  4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

• Learning to Live—Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
  Online Classes and role-playing.
  Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

• How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
  Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
  Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

• How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy—Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going to Be Late.
  Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
  Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

• The Stove/Oven—What It Is and How It Is Used.
  Live Demonstration.
  Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.