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Company Mergers

Companies are always consolidating. Here is some inside information about some potential mergers...

  • Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become:
    Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace

  • Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner, Cracker

  • 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood

  • Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa

  • FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP

  • Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild

  • Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:

  • Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!

  • Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name: Titty Titty Bang Bang