Company Mergers

Companies are always consolidating. Here is some inside information about some potential mergers...

• Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become:
  Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace

• Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner, Cracker

• 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood

• Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa

• FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP

• Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild

• Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
  PouponPants

• Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!

• Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name: Titty Titty Bang Bang