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Stupid Joke: Ladies Bar

A blind man enters a "Ladies Bar" by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair (given that you are blind) that you should know five things:

  1. The bartender is a blonde girl.

  2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

  3. I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

  4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter.

  5. The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares, "Nah....Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."