Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a smoke,
when it starts to rain. One of the ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off
the end, puts it over her cigarette and continues smoking.
Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get that?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces
to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she
is after all over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand
Lady 1: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a camel.
The pharmacist faints.