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Chinese Proverbs

  • Man who run in front of car get tired.

  • Man who run behind car get exhausted.

  • Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

  • Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

  • Man with one chopstick go hungry.

  • Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

  • Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

  • Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

  • Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.

  • War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

  • Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

  • Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

  • It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

  • Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

  • Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

  • Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

  • Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

  • Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

  • Crowded elevator smell different to midget.