A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced
up and saw a spectacular gorgeous woman boarding the plane. He soon
realized she was heading straight toward his seat. As if his prayers
were answered, she took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip
She turned, smiled, and said, "Business. The Annual Sexual Education
Convention in Chicago."
He swallowed hard. Here was this most beautiful woman he had ever seen
sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for sex education!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's
your business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk
some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really," he said. "What myths are those?"
"Well," she explained. "One popular myth is that African
American men are the most well endowed, when in fact it's the Native
American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular
myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is the
men of Jewish descent. We have, however, found that the best potential
lover in all categories is the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm
sorry," she said. "I really shouldn't be discussing this with
you. I don't even know your name."
"It's Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my
friends call me Bubba!"