A couple of women were playing golf one Saturday morning. The
first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed
directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands
together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around
in evident agony.
The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She
explained that she was a physical therapist: "Please allow me to
help. I am a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if
you'd just allow me!" she told him earnestly.
"Ummph, ooooh, noooo, I'll be all right. I will be fine in a few
minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position
still clasping his hands together at his crotch.
But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently
took his hands away and laid them to the side. She loosened his pants
and put her hands inside. After a short massage, she asked him, "How
does that feel?"
To which he replied: "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like