Actual Letters to Landlords

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"The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared."

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"Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk. Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant."

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"I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfired and burnt my nob off."

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"This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door."

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"I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall."

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"I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen."

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"Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces."

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"When the workmen were here they put their tools in my wife's new drawers and made a mess. Please send men with clean tools to finish the job and keep my wife happy."

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