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Stupid Joke: Lyrical Updates

Some of the artists of the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include:

  1. Herman's Hermits - Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

  2. The Bee Gees - How Can You Mend a Broken Hip

  3. Bobby Darin - Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash

  4. Ringo Starr - I Get By With a Little Help from Depends

  5. Roberta Flack - The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

  6. Johnny Nash - I Can't See Clearly Now

  7. Paul Simon - Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

  8. Commodores - Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom

  9. Marvin Gaye - I Heard it Through the Grape Nuts

  10. Procol Harem - A Whiter Shade of Hair

  11. Leo Sayer -You Make Me Feel Like Napping

  12. The Temptations - Papa's Got a Kidney Stone

  13. Abba - Denture Queen

  14. Tony Orlando - Knock 3 Times on the Ceiling if you Hear Me Fall

  15. Helen Reddy - I am Woman, Hear me Snore

  16. Willie Nelson - On the Throne Again

  17. Leslie Gore - It's My Procedure and I'll Cry if I Want To