Stupid Joke: Lyrical Updates

Some of the artists of the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include:

1. Herman's Hermits - Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

2. The Bee Gees - How Can You Mend a Broken Hip

3. Bobby Darin - Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash

4. Ringo Starr - I Get By With a Little Help from Depends

5. Roberta Flack - The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

6. Johnny Nash - I Can't See Clearly Now

7. Paul Simon - Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

8. Commodores - Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom

9. Marvin Gaye - I Heard it Through the Grape Nuts

10. Procol Harem - A Whiter Shade of Hair

11. Leo Sayer -You Make Me Feel Like Napping

12. The Temptations - Papa's Got a Kidney Stone

13. Abba - Denture Queen

14. Tony Orlando - Knock 3 Times on the Ceiling if you Hear Me Fall

15. Helen Reddy - I am Woman, Hear me Snore

16. Willie Nelson - On the Throne Again

17. Leslie Gore - It's My Procedure and I'll Cry if I Want To