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Stupid Joke: Alternative methods of notifying someone that their fly is unzipped

  • The cucumber has left the salad.

  • Robin has left the hood.

  • I can see the gun of Navarone.

  • Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.

  • You've got Windows on your laptop.

  • Your soldier ain't so unknown anymore.

  • Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

  • You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.

  • Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...

  • Your pod bay door is open, Hal.

  • Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!

  • Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.

  • Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!

  • The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

  • You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."

  • Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...

  • You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.