Gender Specific Word Definitions

THINGY (thing-ee)  n.
Female... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

VULNERABLE  (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without a jockstrap.

COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon)  n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

COMMITMENT  (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

ENTERTAINMENT  (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

FLATULENCE  (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

MAKING LOVE (may-king  luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male... Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht  kon-trohl) n.
Female... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.