A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises,
two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally,the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having
a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both
sliced our balls into a pasture of cows."
"We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around noticed
one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and
lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's
monogram on it-- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt."
"That's when I made my big mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail again and yelled to my wife, Hey,
this looks like yours!"
"I don't remember much after that"!