A man was driving along a rural road one day when he saw a three legged
chicken running down the road. He was amused enough to drive along side
it for a while, as he was driving he noticed the chicken was running
Pretty fast chicken, he thought, I wonder just how fast it can run.
So he sped up and the chicken did too! They were now moving along the
road at 45 mph!
The man in the car sped up again, to his surprise the chicken was
still running ahead of him at 60 mph!!!
Suddenly the chicken turned off the road and ran down a long driveway
leading to a farmhouse. The man followed the chicken to the house and
saw a man in the yard with dozens of three legged chickens. The man
in the car called out to the farmer "How did you get all these
three legged chickens?"
The farmer replied, "I breed 'em. Ya see it's me, my wife and
my son living here and we all like to eat the chicken leg. Since a chicken
only has two legs, I started breeding this three legged variety so we
could all eat our favorite piece."
"That's amazing!" said the driver "How do they taste?"
"Don't rightly know, I ain't caught one yet!"