A "Husband Shopping Center" was opened where a woman could
go to choose from among many men to be her husband. It was laid out
in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you
ascended up the floors.
The only rule was that once you opened the door to any floor, you must
choose a man from that floor, and if you went up a floor, you couldn't
go back down except to leave the place.
So, a couple of girlfriends go to the place to find men.
First floor, the door had a sign saying: "These men have jobs
and love kids." The women read the sign and say: "Well that's
better than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's
further up?" So up they go.
Second floor says: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids,
and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," say the girls,
"But, I wonder what's further up?"
Third floor: "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good
looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow!"
say the women."Very tempting, BUT, there's more further up!"
And so again, they go up.
Fourth floor: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are
extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic
"Oh, mercy me. But just think?! What must be awaiting us further
on?!" So up to the fifth floor they go.
The sign on that door said: "This floor is just to prove that
women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping and have a nice