A man was in his front yard mowing grass, when his attractive blonde
female neighbor, Judy, came out of her house and went straight to the
mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the
A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mail box,
and again opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the
house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again,
marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer
keeps saying, YOU'VE GOT MAIL."