"That Ain't Hey!"
by Fred Piscop

Across

1. Bikini parts
5. Triangular sails
9. They beat tens
14. Wash up
15. Biblical garden
16. Depth charge target
17. State positively
18. Suffix with million
19. Dreadlocked one, for short
20. Helping after seconds?
23. Ryan of "You've Got Mail"
24. In one piece
25. Ankle bones
27. "Unhand me!"
30. Destroyer, slangily
33. Hardly tanned
36. Butter holders
38. Motown founder Berry __ Jr.
39. Brewpub offering
40. Puts in another clip
42. Mag. staffers
43. "__ fast, buster!"
45. Toy block maker
46. Apollo's instrument
47. Early German
49. River of Lyons
51. Kama __
53. __ oneself of (sell off)
57. Three-time award for A-Rod
59. Imprisoned actress Susan?
62. Like a howl in the night
64. Apple throwaway
65. Iranian monetary unit
66. Holey utensil
67. Limburger emanation
68. Suffix with major or kitchen
69. More foxy
70. Shipping units
71. Hammer-wielding god

Down

1. World-weary
2. Poe's "nevermore" speaker
3. Fend off
4. Bootlicking
5. MacDonald of old musicals
6. Hippie's "Understood!"
7. Ernie's Muppet pal
8. Hägar the Horrible's dog
9. Assembles, in an improvised way
10. "__ Daba Honeymoon"
11. Outer-space actor Fernando?
12. Allie's sitcom pal
13. Dateless
21. Steamed feeling
22. "Mangia!"
26. __-Caps (candy brand)
28. Beach scavenger
29. Double-reed instruments
31. Info on a mailing env.
32. Wall Street letters
33. Respire like a dog
34. Natural burn soother
35. Lions' supplication?
37. Heroic tale
40. Soda in a float
41. Makers of margin markings
44. Early Beatle Sutcliffe
46. Young hare
48. Gun rights org.
50. Nada
52. Fancy neckwear
54. Archie Bunker's wife
55. 1954-77 defense gp.
56. Steven of Aerosmith
57. Boot camp fare
58. Part of a bride's attire
60. Well-__ (rich)
61. Mineral in spinach
63. "__ had it up to here!"

Copyright © Fred Piscop