"That Ain't Hey!" by Fred Piscop

Across 1. Bikini parts 5. Triangular sails 9. They beat tens 14. Wash up 15. Biblical garden 16. Depth charge target 17. State positively 18. Suffix with million 19. Dreadlocked one, for short 20. Helping after seconds? 23. Ryan of "You've Got Mail" 24. In one piece 25. Ankle bones 27. "Unhand me!" 30. Destroyer, slangily 33. Hardly tanned 36. Butter holders 38. Motown founder Berry __ Jr. 39. Brewpub offering 40. Puts in another clip 42. Mag. staffers 43. "__ fast, buster!" 45. Toy block maker 46. Apollo's instrument 47. Early German 49. River of Lyons 51. Kama __ 53. __ oneself of (sell off) 57. Three-time award for A-Rod 59. Imprisoned actress Susan? 62. Like a howl in the night 64. Apple throwaway 65. Iranian monetary unit 66. Holey utensil 67. Limburger emanation 68. Suffix with major or kitchen 69. More foxy 70. Shipping units 71. Hammer-wielding god

Down 1. World-weary 2. Poe's "nevermore" speaker 3. Fend off 4. Bootlicking 5. MacDonald of old musicals 6. Hippie's "Understood!" 7. Ernie's Muppet pal 8. Hägar the Horrible's dog 9. Assembles, in an improvised way 10. "__ Daba Honeymoon" 11. Outer-space actor Fernando? 12. Allie's sitcom pal 13. Dateless 21. Steamed feeling 22. "Mangia!" 26. __-Caps (candy brand) 28. Beach scavenger 29. Double-reed instruments 31. Info on a mailing env. 32. Wall Street letters 33. Respire like a dog 34. Natural burn soother 35. Lions' supplication? 37. Heroic tale 40. Soda in a float 41. Makers of margin markings 44. Early Beatle Sutcliffe 46. Young hare 48. Gun rights org. 50. Nada 52. Fancy neckwear 54. Archie Bunker's wife 55. 1954-77 defense gp. 56. Steven of Aerosmith 57. Boot camp fare 58. Part of a bride's attire 60. Well-__ (rich) 61. Mineral in spinach 63. "__ had it up to here!" Copyright © Fred Piscop