Not! by Fred Piscop

Across 1. Places for patches 5. Shuts up, as a hostage 9. Burger topper 14. Just lying around 15. Occupy the throne 16. Olympic symbol quintet 17. Tide type 18. First sin site 19. Prefix with mural 20. Possibly apocryphal Black Sox Scandal quote 23. Emerson works 24. In the style of 25. Pod item 27. Sault __ Marie 28. Word before run or jump 31. "Socrate" composer Erik 35. Verne captain 37. Immediately, in the ER 38. "You're making no sense!" 41. Current units 42. Potential juror 43. Baklava ingredient 44. "No kidding!" 45. Driveway material 46. U-turn from WNW 48. By means of 49. Fearsome dinos, informally 54. "No way!" 59. Archaeologist's fragment 60. Mary Kay competitor 61. "Bus Stop" playwright 62. Informal hoops game 63. Schnozzola 64. Opera house level 65. Undesirable berth 66. Team with a mule mascot 67. Pull in

Down 1. Hair-coloring solution 2. Suggestion box fillers 3. Obie candidates 4. Old photo shade 5. Travolta musical 6. Rival of BMW 7. Secluded valley 8. FedExed, say 9. Brooks Robinson, notably 10. Stealthy assassin 11. Making a hobby of 12. Grimm figure 13. Cryptologic org. 21. Pounded a Smith-Corona 22. Squelched 26. Ticked off 27. Campfire treat 28. Knock senseless 29. Welles character 30. __-bitty 31. For men only 32. "Oy vey" 33. Race's finish 34. Lesley Gore's "__ My Party" 36. Ram's mate 37. "__ 'nuff!" 39. Eyeball-bending work 40. "Voilà!" 45. Like filet mignon 47. Like Limburger 48. Analyze, as a sentence 50. You might RSVP online to this 51. City near Dayton 52. "The __ Sanction" (Eastwood film) 53. Shock jock Howard 54. Stack-serving eatery 55. Gefilte-fish fish 56. Rum-soaked cake 57. Rarely, if __ 58. Clayey soil 59. Moo __ pork Copyright © Fred Piscop