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To: Everyone
From: Jean Lee
Subject: Missing Lucky Bamboo Plant

On Friday, I left a banana on top of a piece of paper on my marble countertop at my desk that said "Anyone wants, Take it." I was out yesterday and today I come in to find the note I left with a message written on it saying "Great! Thank you!" and the banana was gone. Then I noticed that my lucky bamboo plant which sat right near it was missing. Did someone see my note sitting there and assume I was giving away my plant? If so, I was not. Could you please return my plant to my desk at 1722. Thank you and sorry for the confusion.