Stupid Joke: Alternative methods of notifying someone that their fly is unzipped

• The cucumber has left the salad.

• Robin has left the hood.

• I can see the gun of Navarone.

• Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.

• You've got Windows on your laptop.

• Your soldier ain't so unknown anymore.

• Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

• You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.

• Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...

• Your pod bay door is open, Hal.

• Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!

• Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.

• Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!

• The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

• You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."

• Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...

• You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.